SPAM Causes Internet Veteran to Create T-Shirt

Internet marketing veteran Rick Bruner must have gotten one too many spam messages in his mailbox before the Holidays. Plagued with SPAM (because few organizations use SPF or any other authentication method to allow for fool-proof SPAM filtering), Rick came up with an anti-SPAM T-shirt. Spam made my penis bigger. OK, so this may sound like a pro SPAM T-shirt, but I don’t think that those wearing it will in fact be endorsing the wonderful penis enlargement products Spamvertised. If the T-shirt is a success, I’m sure we can expect:
I got a great mortgage rate with SPAM
I made millions from Nigerian royalty in distress
SPAM Penny Stocks Made Me Million
Met My Spouse through Get-Laid Dating SPAM
I Love My SPAM Rolex